jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

  • my voice shakes
  • i go all red 
  • i’m ugly
  • people will be looking at me
  • i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

heal-by-hope:

jaclcfrost:

five months

five months of this year have already gone by

you’ve made it five months of this year

and i’m proud of you

I needed this. Thank you.

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

  • teacher: describe yourself in one word
  • me: done